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Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36043) - you deserved it (5971)

On 08/08/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by freakedout (woman) - United States

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I wish I could make money while I sleep.

#4 - On 08/08/2014 at 5:02pm by PancakeSlap

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They atleast couldve left a 5

#3 - On 08/08/2014 at 5:02pm by DARKDAY07

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