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FML - The follow-up
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OP here! I have yet to find a good way to get the tosser back for this so all suggestions welcome, ideally ones that my boss will not give me more shit for. Thats all I need on top of this! FYI, I did have a go at him but he shrugged it off and denied it. For fuck's sake Dave.
By sirphilmckraken - / Friday 8 August 2014 17:30 / United Kingdom - London
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Plug a wireless mouse into the back of his computer. jostle it occasionally so he thinks his mouse is on the Fritz. Slowly add pennies to his desk phone every night till it's really heavy then take them all out and watch him hit himself in the face. shift everything in his office/cubicle to the left a few inches and watch him go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong. Crush up melatonin into his coffee so instead of getting a caffeine jump his body tries to put him to sleep. (melatonin is a natu

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There should be cameras everywhere. If it's that big a deal that he won't believe you, just tell him to look at the camera footage. I hope you gets things worked out OP.

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