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Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Say the same thing to him when he visits you.

#1 - On 07/22/2014 at 5:05am by umerin

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It's true that you have to follow the rules in someone's else's house. But it doesn't include doing work for their lazy ass.

#4 - On 07/22/2014 at 5:08am by KushTreats

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