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Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by too cool (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?

#1 - On 07/01/2014 at 7:49am by CryoShock

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Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man.

With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

#6 - On 07/01/2014 at 7:58am by DocBastard

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