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Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?

#1 - On 06/21/2014 at 9:51am by Shartie

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Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.

#3 - On 06/21/2014 at 9:54am by AlwaysWatching

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