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Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

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Haha why wouldn't you just laugh it off? I think it's hilarious!

#1 - On 05/27/2014 at 5:13pm by xBOGGSx

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So funny is your husband!

#2 - On 05/27/2014 at 5:14pm by FrenchMixer

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