Love, Kids and Creepy: Statutory

Statutory

By I don't care if it was consented or not, I'm gonna whoop the shit out of this child-molesting fuck. - 22/09/2021 23:00

Today, my sister, who is now 19, gathered the guts to formally present her boyfriend to us. She was so concerned that my parents wouldn't let her have a boyfriend, she kept it a secret for 5 years. We were happy to hear it, until she presented him to us. He's a 35-year-old taxi driver. FML

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Seething jealousy

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 01:04

Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML

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By JulietMarie - 18/12/2018 03:00

Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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Oversharing is caring

By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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Single life

By sadspinster - 29/09/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that both my younger sisters are bringing their boyfriends home for Christmas. The youngest is 25, and he's actually her fiancé. The other is 30, and she and her boyfriend have been living together for over a year. I'll be the 36-year-old spinster in the twin bed upstairs. FML

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By Grevling - 20/07/2009 19:07 - Norway

Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

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Kinda disrespectful

By Ruined - 23/11/2023 02:30

Today, at my birthday party in an expensive sushi restaurant that I spent hundreds of dollars to reserve, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed… to my sister. She said yes. They’ve been secretly seeing each other for the past year. She just graduated high school this past summer. FML

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Alan883 11

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:20

The fact that a 30 year old would date a 14 year old is so fundamentally wrong i really fail to see the relevancy of his profession

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:09

So wait, she started dating a 30yr-old cab driver when she was 14 - that guy is creepy as hell.

Comments

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:09

So wait, she started dating a 30yr-old cab driver when she was 14 - that guy is creepy as hell.

Alan883 11

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:20

The fact that a 30 year old would date a 14 year old is so fundamentally wrong i really fail to see the relevancy of his profession

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 22 September 2021 23:48

yeah if he started "dating", I mean "grooming" her at 14, beat his ass and call the cops on him

cuz803 44

Thursday 23 September 2021 1:00

STATUTORY RAPE!!! BEAT THAT PEDOPHILE HALF TO DEATH AND CALL THE POLICE ASAP. ASAP!!!!!!

Plop 17

Thursday 23 September 2021 8:48

I'd suggest just calling the police. Beating him up will only give him a chance to sue the family. And don't worry, if he was 30 and she was 14, he'll probably spend at least some time in jail, and the local population notoriously doesn't take kindly to this specific time of crime...