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Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
The last time my mom got drunk, she left me at a diner in the middle of Nebraska. 50 miles away from where we lived.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 26 November 2014