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Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4am. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43709) - you deserved it (4378)

On 05/17/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by frustrated - United States (Illinois)

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Throw cold water on them - if they're going to act like alley cats treat them like alley cats.

#3 - On 05/17/2014 at 10:13am by cumberbunny

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Whats wrong with you? Nobody talks about fight club

#1 - On 05/17/2014 at 10:13am by gjikvtj

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