ACAB, Fight, Public freakouts and Cops: Cops can't catch criminals

Cops can't catch criminals

By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By dinkley7 - 25/04/2021 02:00

Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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Good samaritan

By tryingtohelp - 24/05/2020 20:00

Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Undercover - 12/10/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 11:35 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

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Thin blue line

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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cumberbunny 17

Saturday 17 May 2014 16:13

Throw cold water on them - if they're going to act like alley cats treat them like alley cats.

gjikvtj 18

Saturday 17 May 2014 16:13

Whats wrong with you? Nobody talks about fight club

Comments

golferman72 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 16:37

Shoulda beat em up.

mt631 18

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:39

Yes, because violence solves everything.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 18 May 2014 1:18

If it'll keep those crazy kids off my lawn…

leigh_leigh1231 4

Saturday 17 May 2014 16:39

Ya "wrestling"

AverageJoey 18

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:03

Wow they managed to stop fighting to hide but continued to fight afterwards.

Uglyfeet 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:06

Yeah, that got me a little intrigued too...

brand125 17

Saturday 17 May 2014 23:39

they happened to make up and go **** in the bushes then got in a fight again and came back out

uglyduck24 7

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:03

You should've recorded it to show the police..

moni103 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:13

If you saw them going into the bushes when the cops arrived then why did you not inform said cops about them hidding?

TheLadyOpal 30

Saturday 17 May 2014 19:24

OP probably just thought they ran off and didn't realize they were hiding in the bushes until they came back out.

jane_marie 12

Sunday 18 May 2014 17:08

OP probably wanted to stay anonymous.

howlingwolf89 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:23

That's painfully hilarious

Echosnow 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:24

People are awful!!

LuckBeNimble 19

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:37

what if OP is crazy and there never really was a couple fighting outside his window? maybe their "hiding" was their inability to be seen by anyone other than OP!