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Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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On 05/08/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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It sounds like that wasn't the only tip he wanted to give you.

#2 - On 05/08/2014 at 5:11pm by Senseless_487

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Um, why did you let a person even begin to put a hand in your pocket? Reach out and take the money.

#13 - On 05/08/2014 at 5:15pm by sunshineb81

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