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Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
It sounds like that wasn't the only tip he wanted to give you.
Um, why did you let a person even begin to put a hand in your pocket? Reach out and take the money.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014