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Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML

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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

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Next time, try to get a good identifier for your luggage. Like a ribbon or something. That other person probably really wanted their stuff.

#2 - On 05/08/2014 at 6:03am by bummerbums

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That is some weird shit to be traveling with.

#3 - On 05/08/2014 at 6:03am by iLike2Teabag

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