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Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41061) - you deserved it (4151)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Everyone knows genitals don't work until you get a marriage license and the state activates them.

#7 - On 05/05/2014 at 12:47pm by kinky44

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Oh, how I fear for the future of America.

#1 - On 05/05/2014 at 12:43pm by PickledSweets

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