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Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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On 04/10/2014 at 11:50am - misc - by crazytown (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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A restraining order would make a great birthday present!

#3 - On 04/10/2014 at 4:42pm by pjsr

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Well, good riddance then. Although this sucks, maybe you could explain the situation to your boss.

#2 - On 04/10/2014 at 4:42pm by Konain

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