By crazytown - 10/04/2014 15:50 - United States - Denver

Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML
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pjsr 32

A restraining order would make a great birthday present!

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iBanana 17

WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 8 WEEKS. I BOUGHT HER A STUFFED HIPPO FOR BIRTHDAY. WHAT DID SHE GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY? NOTHING!!!!!!!

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thelittlemissy 29

"How would you like a nice can of whoop ass?"

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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Get him a restraining order for his birthday. I'm sure he'll appreciate it

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oddities 20

Please tell me you mean for dating a psycho. I mean, even then, you're being stupid. You know, since most people hide their crazy until they've got you.

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skychu 18

#27, *whoosh* You hear that, that was the sarcasm going straight over your head

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ryan4723 22

#36 even if 13 was being sarcastic he wasn't funny.

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SirTalkaton 22

Give him a coupon to Babies 'R' Us

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sempisaviour 17

#14 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA win.

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weveallbeenthere 30

that's pathetic on his part, bet he did it to embarrass you.

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flootershy 7

Is he now your ex, or was he before this incident? That's what will determine if you are truly an ass.

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TheLadyOpal 30

"Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago..."

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rocker_chick23 27

"Broke up with over a month ago." Reading comprehension is your friend.

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jmcr 27

Now are you an ass or your lack of reading comprehension makes you seem like an ass?

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blueboy154 12

Retraining order on Its way

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sapphiregirly 11

I kinda like the use of retraining here. 'cause the psycho ex needs to be retrained as well as restrained! (-:

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vlalam 24

Sorry OP, but u can fix it by talking to you boss and making sure he is not allowed into ur office premises again

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mob_69 9

How old is he for him to be crying

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sempisaviour 17

Probably 10 or under. Or he's just a bigger emo than me...which is kinda hard (although I don't cut and I don't have that floppy thing.)

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Poppy8127 15

So now you have to be a certain age to cry?

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