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Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML
I imagine your brother lost his umbilical cord by now, so maybe you're in the clear.. Maybe..
Ouch.. What an awful thing to say. Feeling sorry for you!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015