Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML

by Anonymous / 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • I imagine your brother lost his umbilical cord by now, so maybe you're in the clear.. Maybe..

    #4 - On 03/09/2014 at 4:37am by ironichalibut

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  • Ouch.. What an awful thing to say. Feeling sorry for you!

    #1 - On 03/09/2014 at 4:34am by xTuttie

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