Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in...

Anonymous 3 March 2014, 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML

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y00na 17 August 2018, 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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Anonymous 27 January 2013, 06:10 Batesville, United States

Tainted

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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Iwtumn 17 March 2015, 16:52 Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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Scaredwitless 28 January 2011, 04:35 United States

Spooky

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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Leijabug 21 April 2019, 18:00

Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML

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Anonymous 23 January 2014, 03:42 Wheelers Hill, Australia

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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luckycharmed 17 June 2014, 17:34 United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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meep This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Wet leg

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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bit_fluff 20 October 2020, 02:01

Splashed out

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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GabyLeann 29 September 2015, 02:01 United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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Tthug 34

3 March 2014, 22:39

That sucks. But it's a great prank. Just prank them back.

gmian 34

3 March 2014, 22:41

You'll have to show'er! Prank her back!

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Tthug 34

3 March 2014, 22:39

That sucks. But it's a great prank. Just prank them back.

Turbo_Turtle 14

4 March 2014, 00:24

I'm guessing they're Grumpy.

meepmerp 20

4 March 2014, 01:18

Get him back with another shower prank, such as... Nair in the shampoo?

bgibbz 15

4 March 2014, 01:32

It seems like a good prank, but I'm calling BS. For that to work you would need to be standing directly under the shower head when you turn on the water... I'm pretty sure most people warm it up first.