Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Leijabug - 21/04/2019 18:00

Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 17:15 - Japan - Takarazuka

Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

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By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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Splashed out

By bit_fluff - 20/10/2020 02:01

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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Tthug 34

Monday 3 March 2014 22:39

That sucks. But it's a great prank. Just prank them back.

gmian 34

Monday 3 March 2014 22:41

You'll have to show'er! Prank her back!

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annie_nk 22

Monday 3 March 2014 22:45

Put Saran Wrap in the toilet seat. Boy or girl, they will be splashed with pee. If you really wanna get them back, put blue dye in the shower head so if they choose the shower off the pee, they'll be blue.

klorehore 24

Monday 3 March 2014 23:14

They live together, having pee splashed all over your bathroom is a little disgusting. There are better prank solutions than that!

Black_Knight80 13

Monday 3 March 2014 22:46

Just say you were feeling blue.

outthelabyrynth 21

Monday 3 March 2014 22:47

Talking about a blue Monday...

BigWain 6

Monday 3 March 2014 22:49

Just make the best of it, shoulda thought fast and did some home remedies.

Zwingend 15

Monday 3 March 2014 22:50

Hey, some people have to pay for blue hair! Just wear a hat until you can properly get rid of the color.

Pauline96_fml 20

Monday 3 March 2014 23:01

I think more than just OP's hair turned blue

red225 14

Monday 3 March 2014 22:50

Put on a white sock-hat and blue tights..walk in singing and the panties will drop

usnwife 18

Monday 3 March 2014 23:00

am i the only one who turns the water on before getting in? i always adjust the temp first...i thought that was normal!? i never understood these shower pranks since id always notice before getting in, i guess most people dont?

MyUsernameKatie 31

Monday 3 March 2014 23:25

I know. It confused me too. Unless he has one of those showers where he has to twist the knobs while directly under the shower head. Still, it seems unlikely he wouldn't move away from the cold water once it was on

Sassie8810 9

Tuesday 4 March 2014 3:03

I'm thinking maybe he noticed when it was too late. I know I put my arm under the water to check the temperature and get splashed.

jazzy_123 20

Tuesday 4 March 2014 6:19

When I turn on my shower the faucet goes off and then I turn on the shower head. Maybe OP did that and tested the water through the faucet and when it was good, turned on the shower head?

homesuckfucker 28

Monday 3 March 2014 23:03

well, the easiest way to fix this is to get off of the internet, and do your best to wash away your smurfleyness with some other faucet. sorry, op. this is one of those fmls that just can't be helped with a simple talk. bow for revenging.

InnocentMalice 12

Monday 3 March 2014 23:08

I think you looked adorable. But take revenge! Use purple! I love purple

JMichael 25

Monday 3 March 2014 23:12

Just shave your head and tell them you're planning on joining the Blue Man Group.

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