Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
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Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
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shaww 28
Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support
That_Ginger 18
Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.
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shaww 28
Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Tell your sister she's so fat her patronus would be a cake.
NeatNit 32
Honestly, if a mother thinks her son/daughter is an asshole then there has to be some truth to it. Just because she's your mom doesn't mean she should be supportive of you no matter what you do, and you can't blame her for being honest. Change your ways and you'll see a change in attitude towards you. that's what I think and I stand by it.
Ashamed_Sister 60
@54: I fully agree with you. My mother also doesn’t support me always, and whenever she did not support me there was a real reason for this. In this case it’s not only the mother but OP’s sister, as well. So OP might think about what’s wrong with him or her.
MrsDruidess 23
yeah mother's can suck, telling you the truth and all hehe. So OP. . . . have you maybe tried not being an asshole?
That_Ginger 18
Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.
wcc7777777 5
I had to think a little and then reread the FML to get this. I can be stupid
TuliNya 7
That username and a hand-me-down robe, you must be a Weasley.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
15, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF THE WEALSEYS IN THAT MANNER. sorry, you channelled my inner Molly Weasley.
random_cashmere 25
15, Thats my son you bitch
minesbiggerr 25
My father shall hear about this you filthy muggles
xerbrus 14
mudbloods*
FangirlingAlways 14
*blood traitors. :D
Wizardo 33
SILEEEENCE! The only wizard here is me you pathetic muggles, enemies if the heir beware...
Sports_guy3 28
Silence fool! I completed all 7 years at Hogwarts! While you were getting your High School diploma and a master's degree in fake wizardry.
wellthen7154 12
Must have been the nargles...
nop200 3
At least she didn't cast a patronus charm
nop200 3
Damnit... Curse my slow thinking
xerbrus 14
crucio I'd a good curse to promote just about anything you need including faster thinking
MomentoMori 23
Well, you can always count on your mom to be brutally honest..
junkman6 22
Incoming sarcasm. Come on #5 you know any form of honesty is a bad thing, especially from parents! Parents have to say their children are little angels even when they are complete pricks that people want nothing to do with.
Ksweety_fml 27
Well, damn. But don't let them get to you Op, who cares what they think.
JMichael 25
Expecto Patronum asshole.
WCARlover 34
If you don't think you are an asshole to them then I would have a serious talk about it. Clearly they have their reasons for saying what they did; not saying it's true (that you're an asshole) but there is obviously some issue and you should try to get to the bottom of it with them
olpally 32
Seems like someone had breakfast with a side of bitch this morning. call her a bitch, I would. Terrible mother.
glabberfasted 16
"What did you have for breakfast, Carnation Instant Bitch?"
olpally 32
No, mine was the asshole brand :) Stay classy, San Diego
JACKxRAWR 22
Embrace it! Being an asshole is a good thing.
ImAFaker 29
How?
1947Chevy 17
I am an asshole and it plays to my advantage. Granted I'm not an asshole 100% of the time and when I'm being an asshole everybody finds it funny.
JACKxRAWR 22
Well, it means you don't really give a **** about anyone else's opinion.
applebramble 22
That's probably because you're a coward to admit you're wrong sometimes #57 . You're only human , it's okay...
Ghost_Kaulitz 16
If it makes you feel any better,my sister calls me an asshole on a daily basis.And my mother agrees with her.
Raidriar 14
I fail to understand how that, under any circumstances, would make OP feel better.