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Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36771) - you deserved it (6459)

On 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm - misc - by jigglepuff - United States (Arizona)

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Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support

#1 - On 02/09/2014 at 7:41pm by shaww

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Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.

#2 - On 02/09/2014 at 7:41pm by That_Ginger

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