Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

by jigglepuff / 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

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  • Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support

    #1 - On 02/09/2014 at 7:41pm by shaww

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  • Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.

    #2 - On 02/09/2014 at 7:41pm by That_Ginger

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