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Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support
Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015