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2day I invitad looool my bast friand to slaap on my couch whila ha looks 4 a naw placa. Ha walkad insida, droppad his stuff on tha floor and askad ma my policy on hookars. I laughad it off as a joka. Half an hour latar my doorball rang. Ha took my laughtar as a yas. big fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (41510) - you deserved it (6379)

On 02/02/2014 at 1:33am - misc - by tsukinoie - United States

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Is your friend Charlie Sheen?!

#3 - On 02/02/2014 at 10:23am by Nolimit2217

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Well at least you get to spend quality time with him still...with hookers

#2 - On 02/02/2014 at 10:23am by myusername83

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