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Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (36178) - you deserved it (5952)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Not even safe in your own home.

#1 - On 01/25/2014 at 10:24am by JMichael

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At least you had the decency to wait until you left the elevator. Not many do.

#2 - On 01/25/2014 at 10:24am by Welshite

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