Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
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Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
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drewflav 17
Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.
Ambient25 24
No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.
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Comments (81)
tacopandaroo 12
were you let back inside at least?
Ambient25 24
No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.
Gearden 8
Dad needed some emergency alone time.
Gearden 8
Reminds of the fml about the girl who stayed home sick and caught her dad cheating.
Sports_guy3 28
I know, right?
JMichael 25
So do we call him Frosty or Jack Frost?
bubblyhayley 16
#22 first thing I thought. .. hes got someone else round
drewflav 17
Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.
DanielleinDC 33
That's just gross.
JMichael 25
But a pretty good comeback.
drewflav 17
'twas the first thing that came to my mind in the wee hours of the morning.
dope_mcfly 24
And instead of calling the police or child services, you posted here?
annie_nk 22
Police? CPS? That's a bit drastic, don't ya think?
Ambient25 24
#3 Please take your internet connected device and bury it in the snow. Don't touch it until the snow melts. If possible, please set it on fire in the snow, because we all hate dichotomy.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
#14, don't call him a dick...otomy. Actually, do.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Welcome to America where the slightest tad bit of discomfort and tasteless jokes are punished with the police, child services and court rooms!
yamhall 6
No cause he let me back in after I called my mom
thecrazymancan 17
The kid was put out in the freezing snow wearing shorts! How the hell isn't there something seriously wront with this picture?
Trently 10
In Canada when we get thrown outside in the snow in nothing but shorts we fashion clothing out of the snow.
Cartruck10 3
And T-shirt
Ashamed_Sister 60
That's not funny but cruel. I cannot laugh about such a story. OP should ask someone for help (maybe your mother).
kyuubi1 14
how is that cruel?!?
expectcriticism 13
it was a joke calm the **** down. its not like he was beating him in the snow, he told him to go play in it, how the hell is that cruel?
squideth 18
Uhm, because you can DIE from exposure if left outside for too long? Idiots.
pizzzah 9
so i take it he shoved your phone/computer out with you to keep you company. And now you are posting about it here
amaindayyy46 20
I'm gonna guess that this was after he was let back inside.
NeatNit 32
What the hell did he plan to do today that he needs you out so desperately?! You must investigate!
Ambient25 24
If OP had a dog then the barking could give him a clue...
Izabushel 65
I was thinking the same thing. I think OP accidently stuffed up some serious secret plans. Or maybe their dad has a very strange sense of humor.
marrymarz 13
The snow must be beautiful
Ukeee_X 19
It probably is, but so is lava but I don't want to be thrown into it :(
Dewoe 18
Mistress was probably on her way..
Kalipczo 21
Maybe he wanted to **********
paigexox0 37
My uncle threw me down a hill in the snow in a t-shirt, pants and socks..but just shorts? You win lol