Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2014 at 4:49pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

    #2 - On 01/24/2014 at 5:14am by drewflav

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  • Mistress was probably on her way..

    #10 - On 01/24/2014 at 5:22am by Dewoe

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