Miscellaneous: Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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By EPICfml. - 02/03/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

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By stupid - 21/12/2010 15:21 - Ireland

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 14:17 - Canada

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

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By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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drewflav 17

Friday 24 January 2014 11:14

Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

Ambient25 24

Friday 24 January 2014 11:27

No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.

Comments

overmyer2013 9

Friday 24 January 2014 16:14

Your dad is getting some

novapine 19

Friday 24 January 2014 16:21

Legally, that is abuse. if you are underage, its a lot worse.

bobo_the_bear 5

Friday 24 January 2014 16:56

Get out of the house and shovel the driveway or sidewalks.

outoftown 26

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:51

With his hands? Doubt any wood in his shorts was a shovel handle. Geez, let him get inside and dressed properly, first!

TaliaAmaraS 13

Friday 24 January 2014 17:20

My parents used to wake me up in the middle of the night when it snowed and made my sister and I go play in it. although thankfully we got to wear snowsuits!

jvanevery 19

Saturday 14 November 2015 13:52

I'm guessing you live somewhere that it doesn't snow very often

crackpotL 33

Friday 24 January 2014 17:23

Sounds like a nooner.

Xotoolyxo 16

Friday 24 January 2014 17:46

A little fresh snow never hurt anyone

skittyskatbrat 19

Friday 24 January 2014 18:23

Well, hopefully he let you right back inside; if not, consider calling the cops. That shit is not legal. If he DID let you back inside after a few seconds of freak-out, time to dress warm, go outside, and put a giant snow penis behind his car. Then come back inside and tell him some dick blocked his car into the driveway. Just make sure you can outrun him. (If you're really feeling evil, a bit of water added to the snow makes it next to impossible to remove quickly)