Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
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Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
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saraitkddh 47
a best friend is someone who is supposed to know if you are a lesbian or straight without having you proving it to her...
DizzyTizzyy27 5
She isn't gay though..?
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Comments (52)
Kamon97 23
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Why is she the one calling him?
Queen_bee1234 21
Maybe the best friend is a lesbian and desperately wants OP to be one too!
SweetasCandy0609 28
#1 I think she is calling him because OP probably didn't ever tell him and because she's mad she wants to try and embarrass OP.
Sports_guy3 28
You mean ex-best-friend, right?
bryan_1989 14
She's probably calling him to try to hook the two of them up.
VicRC 7
Guess he liked you too
hare 19
Just come out the closet if you can't tell your best friend who can you tell
DizzyTizzyy27 5
She isn't gay though..?
TheCrispyCat 20
Why would you come out of the closet if you aren't even in there in the first place?
letmehavemytea 21
Even if she was a lesbian, coming out is incredibly hard when you don't know who's going to completely cut you out or out you to people who might do once things to you. No one has to come out to certain if they're not comfortable with the idea.
JAKASS200 5
You don't have to prove anything OP. If she thinks that, then that is her fault. As long as you know it's not trye, that's all that matters.
krad204 21
Your friend is an asshole OP..
ThatPlankton 15
I don't really get how this is a fml...
SweetasCandy0609 28
Well it could be a good thing for you OP maybe he feels the sane way and it backfires on your friend for trying to embarrass you.
volkener12 1
Maybe he had a crush on you too, think positive
olpally 32
She's just mad you're not a lesbian. She'll get over it once she stops acting like a crazy bitch.
saraitkddh 47
a best friend is someone who is supposed to know if you are a lesbian or straight without having you proving it to her...
Goblin182 26
A friend is someone who doesn't care if you are a lesbian or straight.
Dinoporeon 9
To me it sounds like she's been trying to hook you up with someone for sometime now. I don't really understand how this is an fml.