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Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML


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On 12/25/2013 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Darn, what a drag that must have been for you.

#4 - On 12/25/2013 at 5:20pm by jaycee1209

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Sometimes when you try to show off, it can blow in your face. Life is a like a race. The end is death. Don't rush so much.

#5 - On 12/25/2013 at 5:21pm by StormfrontX33

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