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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36653) - you deserved it (2488)

On 12/18/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by bf - Canada (Ontario)

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Fart to prove them wrong

#2 - On 12/19/2013 at 2:44am by SimplyBird

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Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.

#4 - On 12/19/2013 at 2:44am by Verst

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