Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
by carboncoach / 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm / Egypt / Miscellaneous
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Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.
#1 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:20pm by Nyx
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And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people.
Happy fucking birthday.
#8 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:29pm by DocBastard
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