Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

by carboncoach / 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm / Egypt / Miscellaneous

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

    #1 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:20pm by Nyx

    See in context

  • And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people.

    Happy fucking birthday.

    #8 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:29pm by DocBastard

    See in context