Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.
DocBastard 40
And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a **** about you but want to look like nice people. Happy ******* birthday.
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Comments (101)
Nyx_fml 23
Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.
9gagnFml 8
Happy Birthday! Have a good day! May your dreams come true!
Nyx_fml 23
Thank you! How did you even know it was my birthday?! Oh, wait ... no, it's not my birthday :(
ashalayx 13
thats a CATastrophe
Aligator67 12
It's my birthday, but nobody cares.
melbournearsenal 18
"Have a Mice birthday, best Fishes..."
peacefully84 19
Happy Birthday!
adamfromaus 9
happy birthday OP
awilliams44 9
Awwww that's kinda cute considering cats don't speak. Well happy birthday!
LowExpectations 30
Of course they don't speak! That would be absurd. Cats use Facebook to convey their thoughts, duh.
drshn 22
Really!!! That's what you took away.
Kiki242 19
That's better than no happy birthdays at all. Not to mention the ones you'll receive from the FML community. Happy birthday, OP.
VeganVampyre 27
I dunno... Having your mom say happy birthday from the Facebook page she made for her cat is pretty pathetic...
Phoebe_Buffay 14
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OP!!!
icryevrytime 7
happy birthday!
birdiebby92 1
happy birthday!!!
DocBastard 40
And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a **** about you but want to look like nice people. Happy ******* birthday.
CJB3228 17
...and many ******* more.
lesley3r3 22
Omg haha
Headcrab 29
happy bday ;-)
xnyletak 17
This is going to sound rude but your life could be worse. I mean, you could have a real problem.