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Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38076) - you deserved it (2564)

On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by carboncoach (man) - Egypt

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Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

#1 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:20pm by Nyx

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And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people.

Happy fucking birthday.

#8 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:29pm by DocBastard

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