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Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49907) - you deserved it (7243)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Whoa... What a Bi*ch... Get a DNA test homie!!

#1 - On 12/09/2013 at 4:54pm by AngelLovesDerby

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Paternity test. Now!!!

#3 - On 12/09/2013 at 4:55pm by Vagitarian1

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