Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52635) - you deserved it (7585)
On 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
knee pain's life also sucksToday, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML
ballplaya52 also deserved itToday, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the…
Whoa... What a Bi*ch... Get a DNA test homie!!
#1 - On 12/09/2013 at 4:54pm by AngelLovesDerby
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+449 | 10
Paternity test. Now!!!
#3 - On 12/09/2013 at 4:55pm by Vagitarian1
+207 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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