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Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35671) - you deserved it (2981)

On 12/08/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Puerto Rico

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He probably won't remember grounding you...

#2 - On 12/08/2013 at 8:56pm by booboohoney

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OP you tried, maybe when he sobers up you can tell him about it and he will take it back.

#1 - On 12/08/2013 at 8:56pm by NessaMae

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