Alcohol, Drunk and Miscellaneous: Anger management

Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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You deserved it 143

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 141

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 3 722

By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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You deserved it 2 528

Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 463

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

By Anon - 29/09/2015 03:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML

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You deserved it 9 037

booboohoney 12

Monday 9 December 2013 2:56

He probably won't remember grounding you...

NessaMae 19

Monday 9 December 2013 2:56

OP you tried, maybe when he sobers up you can tell him about it and he will take it back.

Comments

synsam 4

Monday 9 December 2013 12:39

man wants to punch his fridge, leave the man be.

delliekevitt 1

Monday 9 December 2013 13:19

god dammit this made me laugh

jdwmoore 5

Monday 9 December 2013 13:23

grounded you? how old are you 12?

tinything23 5

Monday 9 December 2013 13:56

Chances are he won't remember lol

azyjazy713 11

Monday 9 December 2013 14:32

You shouldve just opened the fridge for him wtf?!

Huddisher 10

Monday 9 December 2013 17:09

I think I know who you are. Sounds like one of the stories a friend told me.

Smilee_Tigerrrr 6

Monday 9 December 2013 17:13

You should have said "I will open the fridge if I'm not grounded..."

sanecatlady 13

Monday 9 December 2013 18:35

Your husband is obviously a violent alcoholic and needs help.

bungholemcgee 11

Monday 9 December 2013 19:32

he said "Dad"

AlexTay 6

Monday 9 December 2013 20:22

1. He wont rememeber what he said, because he was blackout drunk "of his ass" as you explian 2 it doesnt count because he was drunk

mypotatoistoobig 2

Tuesday 10 December 2013 4:20

he won't remember shit...

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