By boyBYE - 16/11/2016 23:30 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, when my ex said he wanted to be friends, what he meant was that he wanted me to help him hook up with 18-year-olds. FML
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SnapeIsGood 20

It would be interesting to know how old you guys are.

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xxDeeStar 27

Looks like you've already dealt with the ex judging from your name.

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SnapeIsGood 20

It would be interesting to know how old you guys are.

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socialproduct 19

Agreed. That's a pretty important factor.

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xxDeeStar 27

Looks like you've already dealt with the ex judging from your name.

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RichardPencil 30

Come on, be his wingman. Maybe you can get in on some hot threesome action or, even better, give him relief when the girls turn out to be teases.

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hugtrees13 16

Had a Ex dump me and 10 seconds after asked me if i would encourage her to sleep around /help her find a **** buddy/new boyfriend because that's what a "real friend" would do, you're better off without him.

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Llyev 10

I would troll him if I were u . Set him up on dates with a dude, and just say in ur defense u thought he gay, or vice versa if he is actually gay. Tell the other person tho, otherwise that'd just be cruel to them.

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cuz803 44

This would be possible to take into consideration if we knew his age

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

There's a To Catch a Predator episode with his name on it

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