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Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by unlucky neighbors - China (Shanghai)

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Well, at least you have a larger apartment now!

#2 - On 12/06/2013 at 10:22am by Ugi

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I'm not sure how it works in China where you're from, but where I live that's called a PARTY. After an incident like that, drunken debauchery is mandatory.

I don't make the laws, I just follow them.

#3 - On 12/06/2013 at 10:22am by DocBastard

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