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Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42736) - you deserved it (4138)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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did they give you a lower bail bond in light of the black friday spirit? (:

#2 - On 11/29/2013 at 11:28pm by carelessxdanger

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Hey toasters are important you know

#1 - On 11/29/2013 at 11:27pm by spluver0005

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