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Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (4754)

On 11/26/2013 at 11:42pm - misc - by squirts -

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Peter griffin doing this to Meg, anyone? Lol. What a douche thing to do.

#1 - On 11/27/2013 at 2:35am by olpally

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That's just how he shows his love warmly.

#2 - On 11/27/2013 at 2:35am by woainishamu

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