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Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57919) - you deserved it (2688)

On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Your mom sounds like a great role model. *sarcasm* Don't feel bad, OP, my grandma gives me a tough time for wanting to finish school before starting a family.

#1 - On 11/17/2013 at 7:04pm by RLG4

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I know. .
I'm not your mom but I'm proud of you!

#2 - On 11/17/2013 at 7:04pm by mkymouse90

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