Breeders

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 14:00

Today, my mom is threatening to disinherit me because I won’t have a baby. I have three siblings who between them have seven kids for her to obsess over, yet she calls at least once a week and always tries to convince me to get pregnant. Fuck off mom. FML
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SJKatt 15

Unless she's hella loaded tell her to go ahead. It'll save you a massive headache in legal time lines anyway.

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RichardPencil 30

With so many siblings and nieces and nephews, your share of the inheritance is likely to be miniscule. Disinheritance won't affect you much. Tell her if she wants kids from you, she'll need to pony up cash up front.

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RichardPencil 30

With so many siblings and nieces and nephews, your share of the inheritance is likely to be miniscule. Disinheritance won't affect you much. Tell her if she wants kids from you, she'll need to pony up cash up front.

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poopface82 18

Remind me to ask you for help the next time I need to buy a car.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, I am waiting for godchildren. Pop one or more out for me and an "experienced" station wagon could be in your future.

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SJKatt 15

Unless she's hella loaded tell her to go ahead. It'll save you a massive headache in legal time lines anyway.

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Arkangel.Artemis 10

Tell her since she wants kids so much she should get pregnant herself. If that won't put her in her place give her a warning that if she tries to pester you about having kids that you'll march straight to the hospital and have your uterus removed.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

If she continues to force the issue, she inches closer to using her estate to finance her nursing home.

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