Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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DocBastard 38
How could it not take really strong way to go such travel? Is the deed not fully awake this month? You told a plan later. Introducing the Random Comment Generator, guaranteed to be 50% more intelligible than 75% of the usual FML comments. From BastardCorp, the company that brought you the Idiot-English Translation Engine.
Rainhawk94 27
How do type such a long comment and still be #1
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DocBastard 38
How could it not take really strong way to go such travel? Is the deed not fully awake this month? You told a plan later. Introducing the Random Comment Generator, guaranteed to be 50% more intelligible than 75% of the usual FML comments. From BastardCorp, the company that brought you the Idiot-English Translation Engine.
BubbleGrunge 18
Shakespeare, Doc?
Rick_Astley_fml 14
My profile pic.
Rainhawk94 27
How do type such a long comment and still be #1
isuckok 11
Magic DocBastard is magic.
AuricBeast 8
Because he isn't just a doctor, he's *the* Doctor. TARDIS and all.
Sports_guy3 28
Sounds like perdix is DocBastard's apprentice. Kudos to DocBastard and perdix. There's a program like that on every phone. You can edit it. It's called Quick Messaging.
DocBastard 38
Bah, perdix has been developing his machine for much longer than I have. I just decided to put out an inferior product first just to corner the market.
Schiffy 18
So Doc...... will 3 easy payments of $39.99 do it? And will this eventually be upgraded to work on all websites with comment sections?
soopafreak 11
You, sir, just won the internet.
lambda_fml 40
Next project doc, how about a random FML generator?
AurumPotestasEst 16
Where do I buy the Idiot-English Translation Engine?
jamnglamgirlie 17
How did you find out?
cyanidesandwich 21
I'm not gonna tell you how she OP did, i'm gonna tell you to go use cleverbot and realize on your own how she did realize it was a program responding.
isallwaysme 27
Thats genius
Joshwarrior 39
I agree and I can understand why she did it if op never stops texting even to general automated replies.
JMichael 25
Must be a good program.
emeraldisle 30
Your friend sounds like an evil genius.
Sandsh8rk 36
I think the app developer deserves a pat on the back.
Gangsterrface 10
I could definitely use that program. ..
tomgun_fml 16
Your "friend". Someone that does that to you is not a friend
DocBastard 38
So your friends have never played a joke on you? What a sad, lonely, humourless existence you must lead.
Jaxx66 21
Sounds like fun, honestly. I agree with Doc on this one. You gotta have a little fun sometimes. Either OP is just that annoying, or it's fun to troll her. Either way, I want this program!
SWC_Penguin 17
Tell me more about this topic you have brought up.
Slayerfan408 6
She sounds like an evil Genius!
pufffreak 13
That sucks dude..be more interesting