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Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36979) - you deserved it (5685)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Gujarat)

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How could it not take really strong way to go such travel? Is the deed not fully awake this month? You told a plan later.

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#1 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:58pm by DocBastard

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Your friend sounds like an evil genius.

#5 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:59pm by emeraldisle

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