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Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

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On 11/15/2013 at 12:00am - misc - by Eggs (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I'm not sure what is worse... having a hard boiled egg thrown at you or raw eggs.

#1 - On 11/15/2013 at 6:05am by Mauskau

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I hope you got the plate number. That's assault and inexcusable.

#6 - On 11/15/2013 at 6:09am by Sandman1917

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