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By FuckYou / Monday 2 July 2012 06:07 / United States - Santa Maria
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  Inheritance  |  10

That's eggactly what you deserve OP! ..sorry lame pun..

By  LAMKWHIM  |  11

karma forced you to egg your own house hahaha

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Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML Read the first sentence. That is the karma.

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  superguy101  |  0

Pun I hate pun I hate you I love..... EVERYTHING

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How's the internet connection in your cave? Mine has been getting fuzzy lately... Do you have "Imaloner" or "darkholeabyss" internet connection?

By  Crazberry  |  5

I've fantasized about egging my ex's house but I wouldn't actually do it.... And he recently told me I was just something for him to stick his **** in. What did your ex do that you feel the need to be so childish? You can't feel hate for your exes no matter how they treated you. Hate is a strong feeling, just like love. It's better to not feel anything for them and move on. *preach mode off*

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He needs something to stick his dick in? Give him this list: A blender A garbage disposal A meat grinder A transvestite hooker with chlamydia Lorina Bobitt's mouth A shredder A pencil sharpener A guillotine That one chick from 'Teeth' ...I'm outta ideas.

By  hotPinklipstick  |  24

This is an eggcellent display of karma. What else were you eggspecting?

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