By Eggs - 15/11/2013 05:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML
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Mauskau 35

I'm not sure what is worse... having a hard boiled egg thrown at you or raw eggs.

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Sandman1917 5

I hope you got the plate number. That's assault and inexcusable.

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TheBadAndGnarly 19

Just be glad it was an egg not a firework, which is what happened to me, only difference was I was in my car when the one in front threw it at me.

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LittleSushi_fml 13

That sucks, hopefully you called the police.

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BSIrishman 6

TIL cars have arms

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JudgeComrade 17

And that, kids, is why you get off the road and onto the sidewalk.

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davincidasecond 24

Holy shit, that must hurt like a bitch. This is one of the only fml's I've actually cringed at. I'm sorry OP. :(

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icepick23 12

Good lord! How big is your butt?

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shinikageWolf 15

I would have totally thrown pancakes back at them. "BREAKFAST FOOD FIGHT!"

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dawnimus 21

Cheer up OP, in the immortal words of Finn: "pain is like a hickey from the universe, and everybody wants to get with the universe!"

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