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Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42355) - you deserved it (4117)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:15am - misc - by notgettinsome - Australia

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At least you're a good example to an irresponsible younger sister.

#2 - On 11/10/2013 at 6:44am by TourettesGuyFTW

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I think the real question here is how did your mother find out that your sister had unprotected sex?

#6 - On 11/10/2013 at 6:48am by CapnChris

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