Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today my mother, who was once shocked to realise that my older sister was having unmarried sex, told me to go and 'get some' because it's good for my health. I'm asexual. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25
At least you're a good example to an irresponsible younger sister.
CapnChris 7
I think the real question here is how did your mother find out that your sister had unprotected sex?
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Comments (88)
seacadet 18
Well, get out there and meet people. Wear protection of course. :)
Smegginggit 8
Or don't. Because sex is extremely over-rated, anyway.
seacadet 18
Well, if he wants too, why not?
perdix 29
#4, keep in mind that you contribute about a half to the so-called "rating," so if you find it disappointing, you're doing something wrong.
AntiPrude 26
@4 No, no its not. You virgin.
TwistedCherub1 15
I'm not saying sex is bad. It really isn't if you find someone who likes what you like. But people do put way too much emphasis on it. Sex is not water, oxygen, or food; we can live without it. We can actually have very full lives without sex. OP, don't worry about what you have or haven't done. Everything happens in it's own time.
perdix 29
#47, maybe some individuals can go without sex, but a species can't survive without reproduction. That seems to be the one thing religious people and atheist scientists agree on: Be fruitful and multiply. So, OP, get out there and make **** sapiens proud of you!
bigNaKeD 9
Depends on who it is with
BriCx 8
I understand what you are trying to say, 47, but technically sex IS vital to life. Procreation depends on it. But it isn't vital to have sex with everything that moves of course, and it's always better with someone you care about. OP shouldn't be ashamed that he isn't sexually active. I think we both agree on that. :)
TwistedCherub1 15
49 & 67, sex is vital to the species, of course, but not the individual.
AntiPrude 26
Actually having some form of sexuality is pretty important to the indiviual, as we can see the results of abstinence from many Catholic priests.
TwistedCherub1 15
81, what's with the extreme opposition to anyone who chooses celibacy? I thought your username was a funny comment on your own personality, not your mission in life.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
At least you're a good example to an irresponsible younger sister.
cgart96 15
An example his sister doesn't follow, lol.
Odis12 11
Is he still a good example if he doesn't want to be a virgin?
TourettesGuyFTW 25
You both over-analyse....
AntiPrude 26
Not really, hes on one extreme of the spectrum, his sister is on the other. Old conservatives trying to tell modern generations to be abstinent is not only stupid, but it doesnt work. And i would bet $500 that the lack of sex education and the prudishness of OPs parents is what caused the daughter to be having sex without protection. OP's sister just needs to be shown how distressing abortion is, and some damn basic non-biased sex ed would help.
chosha_fml 26
Your time will come, OP. And 22 isn't that old, and isn't so unusual an age to not be having sex as you might think.
xzinnayaaaax 10
Yea, that girl is going to Come. just wait.
AntiPrude 26
22 is pretty old.
bigNaKeD 9
36, you look like an unspeakable tool.
allie2590 31
60 - Most of his comments justify that observation.
BriCx 8
I have a friend who was a virgin on her wedding night and she was 25. So 22 isn't that old at all. And by the way antiprude no one preached it to her; it was her own choice.
CapnChris 7
I think the real question here is how did your mother find out that your sister had unprotected sex?
vipirius 18
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eddeeezzyy 19
Instagram, of course.
Davids9199 14
Vine
AntiPrude 26
@82 Killed it bro.
Jasper1405 16
Well at least you're keeping it disease free down there, that is worth something I guess. And if you go out and meet people you might just get lucky too.
weepedrovski 11
So apparently your hand doesn't count as unprotected sex...
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Batman wears gloves. Doesn't that count?
RainbowShine_fml 18
rather stay virgin than getting a STD.
AntiPrude 26
"Rather not crash than drive a car!" "Rather not get shot in the ear than play paintball!" "Rather not get salmonella than eat chicken!" Oh look :D I can apply your stupid argument to anything! Ever heard of a nifty invention called a condom? If you're so insecure about being a virgin that you have to blurt out these one-line bonus phrases to feel better about yourself, maybe you should actually make an effot to look appealing to the opposite sex.
Odis12 11
Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Not to say go and get an STD of course, but you do have to live a little.
TwistedCherub1 15
@40: Angry much? You're getting pretty intense about a simple statement. I'm sure it was meant as a comparison between OP and his sister, who doesn't use protection.
UO88 10
#40. Condoms are not 100% effective in preventing STDs and HIV. Abstinence and true monogamous relationships are.
AntiPrude 26
@56 Oh please, not doing something in the first place is not a method of protection. Take your puritan mental illness elsewhere.
bigNaKeD 9
Rather lift weights than have a personality..... No wonder most Australian chicks would rather date non-Australian dudes. I'm sure you don't have to worry about knocking anyone up cause your balls are marbles from all the roids. You suck at life
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@57, could you be a bigger tool? Stop with the judgement and criticism. It's kind of ridiculous.
shivafloof 5
Don't beat yourself up about it. Sex is not a value of your worth.
sexysaltshaker 11
I'd rather be you in this situation, ha.
beaverteaser 16
well try a corny pick up line like, would you like to ride my kangaroo. won't work of course, but can't hurt either
SmuggletheBudgie 15
HAHA clever. Too bad we tend to eat Roo's more than we ride them.
8313girl 28
Aw I didn't know you ate the roos. Poor lil roo. :-( Back to OP, yeah these people are right. Don't just give it away like your sis. Find someone worthwhile who will appreciate your virgin wood.
ShakenNotStirred 6
That's the great thing about Australia; the automobile recycling initiative! If your kangaroo stops: eat it.