Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

by :/ / 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's when you push him off the toilet and scream"Gandalf!" Trust me, he won't be mad or anything.

    #1 - On 11/05/2013 at 5:16pm by Welshite

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  • at least he's an amusing drunk?

    #2 - On 11/05/2013 at 5:17pm by kimblie

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