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Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML
Show them a medical dictionary...with pictures
They really need to leave the ridiculous baby names for the celebrities. Fuck both your lives, hard. :( stupid parents. Those people are jerks also. :/
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016