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Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML

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On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

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Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower.

Don't ask how I know.

#1 - On 10/19/2013 at 8:36pm by DocBastard

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I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?

#5 - On 10/19/2013 at 8:40pm by Nyx

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