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Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower.
Don't ask how I know.
I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016