Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
The Gap
Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML
Anonymous
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Anonymous
Toulouse, France
Precision strike
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Reno
Reno, United States
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Tired
Philippines
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
Alice
United States
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Kris
United States
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
FreeToFly3733
Canada
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
scherzo
Edmond, United States
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Top comments
ja2006 9
I personally feel as though the lifetime goal of a cellphone is to try and escape from its owner...
nooopeee 6
If it fits then it will sit :|
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (97)
nooopeee 6
If it fits then it will sit :|
Jemm_fml 29
/thread
DooleyFTW 17
This ain't 4Chan
friedpwnadge 25
Neither is your mom, 25.
Rainhawk94 27
I can imagine zoidberg going wubwubwubwub after that comment
MichellinMan 20
#27 OOOOHHHHHH BURNNNNNN.....
DooleyFTW 17
Just to clarify the "this ain't 4chan" comment was aimed at the person who left the /thread comment not #1 or the FML itself!
purplepie334 6
No shit Sherlock
MikaykayUnicorn 36
My cousin once got her shoe stuck in an escalator. Luckly she was wearing flipflops
mFUNdo21 17
first world problems
blackbeltpsycho 16
#27 I found the COD player
bryan_1989 14
Hope you had insurance
BluKatz 11
Even if she did, she'd need the phone to prove that it happen. Or at least a good portion of it, which would require asking the building's maintenance workers to allow her into the base of the shaft.
WellThatSucked89 13
That's what she said...
bryan_1989 14
She could say it was stolen. You don't need the phone for that.
BirdieCurls 25
#46 I laughed too hard at that.
WellThatSucked89 13
You're welcome for your dose of laughs :)
Nolimit2217 32
Good old Murphy's law.
\ 28
Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong. As smart as he was, Murphy was a total asshole.
Vanillanougat 14
Ironically, the law itself was originally hypothesized by someone else, but was somehow credited to Murphy instead... thus proving itself true.
BrotherPhil 35
It was originally about him: "if that man can go wrong, he will go wrong".
Shaowolf 17
Free phone for the maintenance people!
jillytc 23
it's probably destroyed...
Robbieisadowg 16
That doesn't mean they can't sell it for parts. Even if its destroyed it's still worth something.
gracehi 31
Eh, depends on the phone. A new top of the line phone: big bucks for parts. A cheap and/ or old phone: the parts are worthless because it's cheaper to get a new phone than to fix the broken shitty phone.
itsnina 11
Hope you didn't have a Nokia!
TheBrightSide00 16
If OP had a Nokia the elevator would have fallen instead..
Corrupt_waffles 13
*exploded
Lilxpie 18
#22 - It would have gone into the earth's core
Prolux_fml 23
Funny thing is, I did this years ago with my old nokia! It fell from the 3rd floor of a mall and when they retrieved it, it was as good as new.
MortenM 17
Hope he had a Nokia. Time to get a new one.
Greenmarsh 31
haha true
ja2006 9
I personally feel as though the lifetime goal of a cellphone is to try and escape from its owner...
TimeDisposalEngi 14
Lol I like that. You made me smile.
Lilxpie 18
I guess all those times my phone had dropped on the floor accidentally means it's striving to escape me.
LexSwift 17
So when it falls and hits the ground, it's lost all hope of ever escaping and prefers suicide as opposed to staying with it's owner?
JaegerMayCry 13
plot twist: Phones are masochists
flij 6
Omg yes!
NoFlippinWai 24
Did you yell "Kobe" as it fell through the crack? It was a shot of a lifetime, even if it were an accident
zed34 18
I hate when my phone tries to find ways to escape me!
ShadowFlame275 18
If you dropped it in, fyl. If you tried to fit it in, ydi.
negb 30
I'm pretty sure it was an accident. This is one of my worst nightmares and I have to go on an elevator today :/ great...
AhouKaho 11
So much for making them smartphones "the thinnest phone yet!"