By Reno / Monday 15 April 2013 16:25 / United States - Reno
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
  Wimoweh  |  10

No, it would cause a temporal shift and send us all back in time. Then it would start to become unstable, and collapse into itself, and shrink beyond its capacity into a ball of infinite mass, creating a black hole. And since no one has thoroughly explored a black hole, it's anyone's guess as to what happens next.

  ohjoy15  |  33

How so? OP already knew it was somewhere between the sheets. Calling the phone would not have untangled it out of there, OP would have to shake the sheets anyway. Calling the mobile phone wouldn't stop the FML from happening.

By  Wizardo  |  33

What are the chances, you must've broken a few mirrors, said hi to a few black cats, dropped a few ladles of salt and walked under a ladder company, bad luck to say the least...

By  CatchMe25  |  16

OP, that was unnecessary. Much more fun to make gentle, sweeping hand motions under the covers rather than huge, violent shaking. Someone needs to bone up on their bed etiquette lol


Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was "sick at home", except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML

By ifeelsoloved - / Thursday 9 April 2015 06:25 / United States - Monroe
Loading data…