Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40040) - you deserved it (4517)
On 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by zzfreakshow (man) - United States (California)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to…
Uriyahu also deserved itToday, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he…
They pecked your pecker?
#1 - On 10/15/2013 at 3:11am by graceinsheepwear
See in context
+184 | 31
That's sexual harassment. Sue the birds.
#17 - On 10/15/2013 at 4:27am by j_cat187
+64 | 19
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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