Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
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Nice try
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
The old switcheroo
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Keep it down!
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML
Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML
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Irchell 17
Scumbag dad strikes again.
olpally 33
What a jerk! Contest that grade with the school administration and teacher! That's bullshit.
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Irchell 17
Scumbag dad strikes again.
Robbieisadowg 16
Does your father have any reasoning skills?
unlucky_04 10
It's possible your dad was so convinced that you cheated because of certain reasons, and inspite of whatever anyone here might say, he probably wanted you to learn not to cheat the hard way. So he probably had your best interests at heart. But still, it was very stupid to do something like this without credible info.
junkman6 22
I dunno I remember my old man did something similar. I pretty much failed math in elementary/middle school because it was boring. Then in 7th grade I discovered algebra and for some reason really liked it. Anyway I aced the first test and my pops couldn't believe it so he told the teacher he thought I might be cheating because I had never done well at math before. In the end I just worked my ass off and got 100s on every test after that. He was a little suspicious but ended up realizing I had just never cared enough about lower level math to apply myself. Saying asshat dad is dumb the situation is probably similar. OP just prove him wrong by retaking the test on your own time with the instructor.
TheNewGuy03 29
Regardless of the circumstance, he shouldn't do this sort of thing without evidence. I think it's less about whether or not the dad cared about OP, and more about the dad's attempt to prove himself right once and for all (which is bad). THE DAD IS WRONG.
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OP's dad must've been hellishly unpopular in his younger years
revan546 24
I'm surprised all they did was lower the grade. At my college if you're suspected of cheating it's usually a minimum failure of the course, sometimes kicked out of the school.
Ambient25 25
without due course? Insert prank calls
hashshim 23
85: OP might be in High School or even middle school.
olpally 33
What a jerk! Contest that grade with the school administration and teacher! That's bullshit.
gc327072 31
I'm surprised they'd do such a thing without evidence or a personal confession.
caohm 18
just do it over again in front of the teacher and let her or him see for them self
Kamon97 23
Or tell your dad to mind his own damn business.
junkman6 22
Yes 49 that is exactly what we need! Parents taking no interest in their children's lives! You sir should write a book.
Ambient25 25
Or just have them contact the dad for the "explanation"...
vffjvsegb 11
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While he has high hopes for you
Rainhawk94 27
Shhh its trying to communicate
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Dose anyone else hear that in Stewie's voice, over pronouncing the "H"?
x3jmac27 22
Thats terrible that your own dad would do that. I say go talk to your principle about it because you don't deserve that. Expecially if it means getting into a good college later on.
BillMurray_fml 12
Let's hope the principal has good principles.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Oh Bill Murray, you are one funny son of a bitch. Everything you say makes me laugh.
unlucky_04 10
^^Wow. Could you teach me some of that sarcasm?
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27 - your facial expression in that pic seems like it's saying "You can get some of this too. Just call 1-800-HAWTGIRLS."
FailBear920 19
It's Bill ******* Murray!
unlucky_04 10
Hahaha
tiggerdoc 14
Well his middle name isn't REALLY ******* ya know but damn BILL MURRY!!!
Cynt3r 19
Awful parenting, ridiculous
nyellow 6
This is oooootttlllageous
Kateyez_26 13
I'm sorry but your dad is an idiot
MidnaLink 35
Idiot; no, ass; yes!
whopper_sr 7
What's the point of this comment? People need to be more constructive with their responses.
MidnaLink 35
People also need to be more specific to whom they are referring to.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Why does this remind me of myself so much?
Bradley_Dillon 39
Because you're a dad and you're retarded?
Clarence Gilbert 7
burn
whitetiger13131 26
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holy crap that sucks... just put answers wrong on purpose! :)
hcollins1 18
Yea, that will really show dad how smart OP really is!
x3jmac27 22
Is this girl serious? Yeah he might as well start being stupid because his dad decided to be an idiot. That will sure teach him! He should so do that. I love sarcasm.
JaegerMayCry 13
Why should he lower his standards to please his retarded father, in my opinion OP should get high grades just to prove his dad wrong
whitetiger13131 26
woah woah woah guys. I didn't mean lower the standards, I was joking. a joke. I'm not saying that he should try to be stupid. just trying to be funny, sorry won't happen again. :/
amberrose13 1
whoa, even if you had cheated that's a bit harsh. Fair enough if you'd cheated repeatedly, but surely a grounding would've been a far fairer punishment than potentially wrecking your school career. But doing this without even verifying that you had cheated- by asking to look at the test, for example- is an absolute dick move. Sorry, OP.
magiczebra 9
Cheating is a serious thing in school. If OP had in fact cheated the dad was right to contact the school, even if it was OPs first time. But the dad jumped to conclusions and potentially wrecked OPs school career. Pretty idiotic of him to do that without confronting OP
DWordHead16 19
I find that ridiculous. Yet again someone says something so everyone is like "it must be true because he said it!" Dear god people. If anything, since your father said you cheated, I'm pretty sure they should've figured that it'd be best to confront you before just going off of his accusations. Your father wasn't there. Maybe you can do a retake? I'm not sure what would be a good solution since they don't believe you... The only way I can see you proving it OP is if you retook it with someone watching you. Hopefully things work out! :) and congrats on passing the test without cheating.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well said and I like the point of his dad jumping to conclusions. He had to have some reason to think of cheating or else he would have been happy. But call the school that is just wrong. The whole world Is full of cheater and liars and we honest people are always the fall guy for them. If you didn't cheat then you know it and prove to yourself and that's all that matters good luck