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By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML

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By wasntme - 30/03/2009 10:14 - Netherlands

Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML

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You deserved it 7 444

By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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You deserved it 4 206

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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You deserved it 3 830

By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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You deserved it 1 825

Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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You deserved it 226

By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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You deserved it 7 546

By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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You deserved it 1 843

By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 3 September 2019 2:29

School is bay far more important. Keep it up, boyfriends can take a back seat.

ozzii 8

Tuesday 3 September 2019 3:55

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me. Congrats on your work!

Comments

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 3 September 2019 2:29

School is bay far more important. Keep it up, boyfriends can take a back seat.

ozzii 8

Tuesday 3 September 2019 3:55

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me. Congrats on your work!

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 3 September 2019 4:17

School is more important. Dont let family dictate what or when you should have a relationship.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 3 September 2019 9:02

Now that you've proven yourself, you are qualified to date from a pool of highly desirable gentlemen: math nerds.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 3 September 2019 14:36

Eww... why would you want to date a boy? Boys are gross. They're all hairy, and sweaty, they smell nasty, and penises are really ugly-looking. Nah, what you want is a woman.