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Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41692) - you deserved it (8725)

On 09/30/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.

#2 - On 09/30/2013 at 10:02am by JoeGrant

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*Loads shotgun*
Anybody got any "shitty" puns?

#4 - On 09/30/2013 at 10:03am by Nightwing98

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